Mar 202016

InstaNatural Eye Gel Cream vs Yalmeh Aloe Eye Cream

The second game for the Crows Feet Division pits an internet titan against an anti-toxin company that lives in brick and mortar skin care venues.  InstaNatural Eye Gel Cream vs Yalmeh Aloe Eye Cream, will you’re favorite win?

InstaNatural Eye Gel Cream for Dark Circles and Wrinkle Repair

[break]Yalmeh Aloe Super Youth Eye Cream









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InstaNatural is a multi-dimensional owner that dabbles in many areas of skin care.  This Eye Gel Cream team they’ve put together is extremely popular in the online eye care arena.

Yalmeh has two teams in the Lotion Challenge league.  This team is owned by Jacklin Yalmeh and is the result of year of focus on improving face wrinkles, and for the team specifically, eye wrinkles.

In the Crows Feet Division, InstaNatural comes in as a slight underdog. Yalmeh is the more well know name in this business.  But, InstaNatural  has gathered a strong following online.

Can the underdog keep an eye on the more popular brand in this game.  Or, will the face of this division be solidified with a convincing win by the favorite?  The battle is making the prognosticators cross eyed with wild predictions.  It should be an interesting game.


Here are the players (ingredients) for each team (product).

InstaNatural Eye Gel Cream for Dark Circles and Wrinkle Repair

InstaNatural Eye Gel Cream for Dark Circles and Wrinkle Repair

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InstaNatural Eye Gel Cream’s full team consists of:

  • *Deionized Water
  • Organic Aloe
  • *Matrixyl 3000
  • Palmitoyl Triepeptide-3
  • Kosher Vegetable Glycerin
  • Plant Stem Cells
  • Cucumber
  • *Organic Jojoba Oil
  • Vegan Hyaluronic Acid
  • MSM
  • Hydroxyethyl Cellulose
  • *Carrageenan Gum
  • Silk Amino Acid Blend
  • Periwinkle
  • Organic Licorice
  • Wildcrafted Eye Bright
  • Wildcrafted Reishi
  • Organic Gotu Kola
  • *Frankincense
  • Vitamin E (Tocopheryl Acetate)
  • Sodium Benzoate
  • Potassium Sorbate
  • *Ethyl Hexyl Glycerin

Yalmeh Aloe Eye Cream has accumulated a wide variety of players that have a plethora of talents.  Can InstaNatural solve this puzzle of talent to bring the right players into the game to topple their opponent?  Stick around to find out.

Yalmeh Aloe Super Youth Eye Cream

Yalmeh Aloe Super Youth Eye Cream

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Yahmeh Aloe Super Youth Eye Cream’s roster includes:

  • Organic Herbal Infusion
  • *Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf (Aloe)
  • *Jojoba Esters
  • Glycolic Acid
  • *Hydroxyethyl Cellulose
  • +Carrageenan Gum
  • Vitis Vinifera (Grapeseed Oil)
  • Wildcrafted Camelia Sinensis (Green Tea)
  • Organic Glycyrrhiza Glabra (Licorice)
  • *Methylsulfonylmethane (MSM)
  • Oenothera Biennis (Evening Primrose Oil)
  • Sodium Ascorbyl Phosphate (Vitamin C)
  • Wildcrafted Euphrasia Officinalis (Eyebright)
  • Calophyllum Inophyllum (Tamanu Oil)
  • Wildcrafted Mahonia Aquifolium (Oregon Grape)
  • Helichrysum Italicum (Helichrysum Essential Oil)
  • .Organic Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba Oil)
  • Organic Rosa Canina (Rosehip Seed Oil)
  • Squalane (olive oil based)
  • Lactic Acid
  • Isopropyl Palmitate (Palm Oil)
  • Hydrogenated Castor Oil
  • Kosher Vegetable Glycerin
  • Cetearyl Alcohol
  • Cetearyl Glucoside
  • Stearyl Alcohol
  • Cetyl Alcohol
  • Sodium Hydroxide
  • Ubiquinone (Coenzyme Q10)
  • Phytic Acid
  • Phospholipids
  • Tocopheryl (Antioxidant)
  • Lecithin, Pyrus Malus (Apple)
  • Citrus Medica Limonum (Lemon)
  • Saccharum Officinarum (Sugar Cane)
  • Dipeptide Diaminobutyroyl Benzylamide Diacetate (peptides)
  • Cymbopogon Schoenanthus (Lemongrass)
  • Butylene Glycol
  • Ascorbyl Palmitate (Vitamin C Palmitate)
  • Acetyl Hexapeptide-3
  • Sclerotium Gum
  • Potassium Sorbate
  • Sodium Benzoate
  • Xanthan Gum
  • Phenoxyethanol
  • Benzyl Alcohol
  • 1% Glycolic Acid

Yalmeh really went the extra mile as the GM for this team has signed will possibly take an extra plane to get the team from venue to venue.

Box Score

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Drive By Drive Game Details

In this section we document each InstaNatural Eye Gel Cream vs Yalmeh Aloe Eye Cream drive.  Each drive will have the coach pick a player (ingredient) and that player will either be good enough to earn points for their team, or they will result in a punt.  Or, even worse a turnover.

Each player will use it’s talents (attributes of that ingredient) on offense to move the ball down the field.

InstaNatural Wins the Toss and Will Receive

Kick Off

“Kick Off” by Johnny Silvercloud (CC BY-SA 2.0), via

InstaNatural Eye Gel Cream wins the coin flip and Yalmeh Eye Cream will open the game kicking off.

InstaNatural Opens with Matrixyl 3000

The Yalmeh Aloe Eye Cream coach opens the game with one of his work horse players Matrixyl 3000.

Matrixyl 3000 is a player that comes from two peptide parents palmitoyl-tripeptide and palmitoyl-oligopeptide.

Matrixyl 3000 is a rookie, so the league is still learning about what he can do.

The scouting reports on Matrixyl 3000 is promising showing that he can cause skin to react by producing more collagen and elastin. Both collagen and elastin cause skin to look younger.

Matrixyl 3000 opens at the 20 yard line after the kickoff for a touchback.

On 1st down, Matrixyl 3000 begins the game showing his dominance with tight runs of 5, 4, 2, and 7 yards.

On 2nd down an 3 from the 38 yard line, Matrixyl 3000 lines up in the wildcat and this time the defense is ready and stuffs Matrixyl 3000 at the line of scrimmage.

On 3rd down, Matrixyl 3000 is faked the ball for a fake run as the InstaNatural QB drops back to pass. After the fake, Matrixyl 3000 moves straight up field and turns to settle into a soft spot in the secondary. The QB sees Matrixyl 3000 and delivers the ball for a 7 yard gain.

On the next four plays, the InstaNatural coach goes run, pass, run, pass to keep the defense off balance. Matrixyl 3000 contributes runs of 4 and 1 yards, while the WRs on the team contribute catches of 10 and 7.

On 3rd down and 2 at the Yalmeh 33 yard line, Matrixyl 3000 runs a route into the soft middle of the field again. The pass is completed for another collagen producing 1st down.

After a 5 yard gain, Matrixyl 3000 runs a wheel house route up the left sideline. But, the QB is pressured and Matrixyl 3000 isn’t able to convert the pass play.


“Interception!” by Emery Way (CC BY 2.0), via

This brings up 3rd down and 5 yards from the 19 yard line. After having so much success pounding the middle of the field with short passes, Matrixyl 3000 dips into the fountain of youth one too many times. As Matrixyl 3000 settles into that nice soft middle, the defense baits the QB into thinking that the same play is open. But, this time drops a defensive lineman back into pass protection.

The pass to Matrixyl 3000 is INTERCEPTED!

The Yalmeh lineman lumbers up the right sidelines as Yalmeh blockers try to help the lineman up the field. They finally force the lineman out of bounds. But, not until he’s stumbled and bumbled for 38 yards to the 44 yard line.

Yalmeh Aloe Mixes in the Smooth Jojoba Esters

The Yalmeh Aloe Eye Cream coach is looking to take advantage of the great field position that the turnover gave his team.

The coach decides that the smooth, easy going (works well with others) Jojoba Esters (known in his home town as Simmondsia Chinensis) can get the job done.

On first down, Jojoba Esters lines up in the backfield and on a quick hitting play, Jojoba Esters takes the hand off and smoothly bursts through the defensive line, past the LBs, and just about clears the safety before being tripped up. But, not until finishing off a strong downhill run for 20 yards.

From the 36 yard line, Jojoba Esters tries the same hole up the middle, but this time the defense was ready and stuffed Jojoba Esters holding him to only 2 yards.

Kicking long

“Kicking long” by Mike Hauser (CC BY 2.0), via

On 2nd down, Jojoba Esters lines up in the slot and runs a short curl just past the line of scrimmage. The Yalmeh Aloe QB checks off his receivers one by one, and dump the ball off to Jojoba Esters just before getting creamed. Jojoba Esters is able to make the catch and with skin conditioning moves, slips up field for 4 yards.

This brings up a 3rd down and 4 yards. Jojoba Esters is lined up at right WR, and runs a slant route. But, the ball comes in to hot and slides right through Jojoba Ester’s hands.

On 4th down, Jojoba Esters lines up the 48 yard FG attempt. The snap is good, the kick is up… it’s GOOD!

InstaNatural Uses a Different Sense

As the Yalmeh Aloe Eye Cream coach watches the kickoff sail out of the end zone, he eyes one of his players. But, seeing him isn’t what put this player at the forefront.

It was this player’s smell that convinced the coach to send in Carrageenan Gum.

CarGum (as he’s known in team circles) has one primary function. And, that is to distract you with the olfactory.

To start the drive, CarGum takes a handoff up the middle, but the defense isn’t distract yet by the oncoming smell and wafts away blockers to ping CarGum for a 1 yard loss.

On 2nd down, CarGum tries the run again. This attempt is mild (as smells go) and he only gets back to the original line of scrimmage.

On 3rd down and long, the InstaNatural QB lines up in the shotgun and takes the snap. CarGum was in motion as the ball was snapped and runs under the line of scrimmage. The defender loses the scent and CarGum pops out on the other side of the field to receive the pass.

Kick it!

“Kick it!” by Masao Hirasawa (CC BY-ND 2.0), via

The rest of the team smells CarGum. But, he’s got a lead. The defense can’t catch up to CarGum until he snorts up 14 yards and a 1st down.

On the next two plays, the defense smells run and run blitzes CarGum into oblivion for loses of 4 and 5 yards.

On 3rd and VERY long, the InstaNatural coach calls a draw play to try and get the team into better field position. The handoff goes for 5 yards as the defense blocks CarGum with threats of exposing him for toxins.

On 4th down, CarGum kicks short arms the kick and it only goes 38 yards with a return of 3 yards.

Yalmeh Tries to Restore Calm with Aloe Vera

The Yalmeh Aloe Eye Cream coach starts with great field position and sends out Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf to try and put together a calming, healing drive that will hopefully result in Yalmeh points.

Day 48 - Aloe Cat

“Day 48 – Aloe Cat” by Iain Watson (CC BY 2.0), via

Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf, or Aloe Vera to many, it a well know healer of skin. So, restoring and conditioning of skin is a true talent of Aloe Vera

On the first play two plays, Aloe Vera stretches the defensive barrier with runs of 11 and 4 yards.

From the 45 yard line, Aloe Vera goes in motion and receives a quick out pass from the Yalmeh QB. As Aloe Vera turns up field he makes and move and breaks the ankles of the OLB. The InstaNatural defender reaches out and catches Aloe Vera by the face mask and yanks Aloe Vera down. The referee tacks on and extra 15 yards on the penalty.

Aloe Vera runs the same play to the other side. This time the juke fake beats the other defensive LB completely, and Aloe Vera slides smoothly down the sideslines before getting squeezed out of bounds. But, not until after putting up 23 more yards.

On the next play, Aloe Vera lines up at WR and gets inside the defender for a bullet pass that goes for a TOUCHDOWN! The extra point (works as an emollient) is GOOD!

InstaNatural Goes Old Testiment with Frankincense

The InstaNatural coach is starting to look a little worried. A camara shot of him on the sidelines caught him looking up like he was searching for the Star of Bethlehem. Coach then turned and sent Frankincense into the game hoping for some good karma.

Frankincense tree, above Rosh, Socotra, Yemen

“Frankincense tree, above Rosh, Socotra, Yemen” by Valerian Guillot (CC BY 2.0), via

Frankincense comes to InstaNatural bring strong fragrant features that inspire intuition and spiritual connections. Frankincense also is known for being used in Ancient Egyption face masks that were used in olden times to rejuvenate skin.

Frankincense starts off the drive at the 20 yard line after a touchback on the kickoff. On the first play, Frankincense lines up in the backfield and goes in motion. At the snap, Frankincense turns up field and reads the defense. Sensing an opening to the outside, Frankincense cuts left and the InstaNatural QB has the ball on Frankincense numbers in an instant. Frankincense catches the ball and is immediately tackled. But, not until after gaining 8 yards.

On 2nd and short, Frankincense takes a handoff and wafts up the middle. Smelling a hole over right guard, Frankincense cuts into the hole and gets the first down on a 3 yard gain.

On the final play of the 1st quarter, Frankincense takes another handoff and this time hits the right tackle hole. The defense smells the play and stops it for only 3 yards.

Frankincense lines up in the slot to put his smells outside. Before the snap he goes in motion and then pops back into the RB position. The play is a handoff up the middle. But, with Frankincense smells towards the outside, Frankincense is able to break the defensive line into the stable of linebackers for a 6 yard gainer.

On 3rd and 1, Frankincense lines up behind his QB who is under center. The InstaNatural center takes the snap and tries to bull forward with Frankincense running up to push from behind. But, Frankincense ends up giving the play away with it’s strong bouqet, and the defense uses Myrrh to block the golden boy.

After a measurement shows the ball is just under a full yard away from the first down, the InstaNaturals coach decides that it’s too risky to go for it and Frankincense lines up to punt.

The snap for the punt is off target, but Frankincense keeps it from sailing to the stars with a huge leap. But, this throws off the timing and the Frankincense punt is shanked out of bounds after travelling only 30 yards.

Yalmeh Selects Hydroxyethyl Cellulose

The Yalmeh coach is looking to extend the lead after the nice defensive stand.

Hydroxyethyl Cellulose is chosen by the Yalmeh Aloe Eye Cream coach to go into the game.

Hydroxyethyl Cellulose, or H-Cell to teammates, has a lot of positive properties that can help the Yalmeh offense.


“Bubbles” by mandoft (CC BY-SA 2.0), via

H-Cell brings the following traits to the team:

  • Primarily a Thickening Agent
  • Emulsion Stabilising
  • Form a Strong Film
  • Provides Structure for Strong Soap Bubbles
  • Dissolves in Water
  • Binds with Teammates (other ingredients)
  • Increasing Team Viscosity

H-Cell moves the ball well on this drive utilizing its strong film making to shield tacklers. The defense was unable to tackle H-Cell well as he dissovled like the defense was water.

With stabilizing force, H-Cell moved the offense down the field with several short plays gaining first down after first down crossing midfield.

The InstaNatural kept H-Cell in front of them limiting H-Cell to short gains. But, H-Cell persisted moving the ball into the red zone.

InstaNatural’s defense then strengthened up to match the H-Cell viscosity and finally made a 3rd down play to force a 4th down and long at the 18 yard line.

H-Cell line up the 42 yard kick and fighting off the wind, put a thick leg into the kick and it was GOOD!

InstaNatural Goes CooCoo for Jojoba

The InstaNatural Eye Gel Cream coach is going crazy after giving up a third score. He looks down the bench and yanks Organic Jojoba Oil off the bench and sends him in.


“honey” by Neil Tackaberry (CC BY-ND 2.0), via

Organic Jojoba Oil is known to be a stable player on the InstaNatural team. Here are just some of the talents Jojoba Oil brings to the field:

  • Occlusive
  • Emollient
  • Conditions skin
  • Controls viscosity
  • Helps control acne (if pure enough)

Jojoba proceeds to craft a 12 play drive using each of these talents.

The drive includes occlusive blocking for big 1st down plays, nice mixing up of the plays that soothes the offense.

Jojoba Oil drew a roughing penalty on the defense as they tried to intimidate Jojoba. But, Jojoba didn’t back down.

The drive included big plays of 11, 24, and 12 yards as plays were beautifully mixed in.

However, the drive stalled with a chop block penalty on the offense. Jojoba got much of the penalty back. But, had to settle for a 36 yard FG that was GOOD!

Yalmeh Holds its Breath with Methylsulfonylmethane

With InstaNatural finally getting on the board, they seem to have settled down. The Yalmeh Aloe Super Youth Eye Cream coach goes with Methylsulfonylmethane with his antioxident talents to try and take some air out of the ball and maybe run out the half with a big lead.

Cindy's empty booze

“Cindy’s empty booze” by Dean M Gray (CC BY 2.0), via

Methylsulfonylmethane, or MSM to his fans, does bring antioxident properties among other things. MSM is famous for having a book written about him having to do with his abilities to relieve pain naturally.

With a little over 2 minutes until the half, MSM needs to put together a winning drive that can put points on the board and run out most of the clock.

After the return brings the ball to the 20, MSM trots out on the field and begins to work his magic. To start the drive, MSM rubs in some special plays to move the ball 3, 9 and 6 yards with an incomplete pass sandwiched in the middle.

This moved the clock to the 2 minute warning and InstaNatural decided to burn it’s first 2 timeouts wanting to not let Yalmeh run the clock out.

With a big 3rd down and 4, InstaNatural gave MSM a bit of his own medicine by blitzing a stink bomb of sulfer up the middle. MSM rushed his pass and it fell short bring up 4th down with 1:32 left until half.

MSM booted the punt on 4th down 53 yards in the air to pin InstaNatural inside their own 5 yard line.

InstaNatural Pulls Out Big (Squirt) Guns

With the team pinned down at their own 5 yard line, the InstaNatural Eye Gel Cream coach need a big gun to be able to put points on the board with only a little over a minute and a quarter left on the clock until halftime.

Coach taps Deionized Water to attempt to make a splash. DIW is known for his soluable qualities. He is able to break down even the hardest to deal with players.  His Deionized quality means that almost all of his mineral ions have been removed.  This includes minerals and anions like:

  • Sodium
  • Calcium
  • Iron,
  • Copper
  • Chloride
  • Sulfate

DIW starts off under center and begins to orchestrate the drive. Quick completions of 12, 14 and 5 yards moves the ball out to the 36 while washing 38 seconds off the clock.

Drip, Water, Drop of water (Deionized Water)

Deionized Water

Hitting a dry spell, DIW flushes 2 passes incomplete to bring up 3rd down. On this big down, DIW not only completes a big splash of a completion for 17 yards, he leads the WR out of bounds to stop the clock with 25 seconds left.

Still on their own side of the field, DIW is running out of time. A quick out for 5 yards an offensive squirt offsides yields no yard but takes off another 5 seconds.

Two slippery incompletions brings the clock down to 4 seconds and 4th down. From the 42 yard line, DIW lines up in the shotgun to try a Hail Mary pass.

DIW slips away from one defensive lineman, and gives his WRs time before lofting a high pass into the end zone. With time expired, the InstaNatural WR Ethyl Hexyl Glycerin gets a hand on the ball and absorbs the ball into his gut for a spectacular TOUCHDOWN! The extra point (wet and wild finishes) is GOOD!

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