InstaNatural 100% Pure Argan vs Life-Flo Pure Sunflower Oil

The Battle for The Best Oil For Sensitive Skin

In the second game for the Slippery Oils Division, two very slippery teams battle in this game for oil Barron superiority.  It’s InstaNatural 100% Pure Argan  vs Life-Flo Pure Sunflower Oil for the title of Best Oil For Sensitive Skin in the Lotion Challenge league.

InstaNatural 100% Pure Argan

Life-Flo Pure Sunflower Oil


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The InstaNatural 100% Pure Argan team grew up in Florida and has become a widely known organization.  InstaNatural products are designed to be 100% free from dangerous ingredients including (but, not limited too):

  • Parabens
  • Sulfates
  • Artificial colors
  • Artificial dyes
  • Mineral oil
  • Formaldehyde

And, this InstaNatural team is no exception.  The only thing dangerous about this team is the danger they will blow out Life-Flo in this head to head battle.

Life-Flo Pure Sunflower Oil is not backing down from this challenge.  They feel they also bring natural ingredients from the ends of the earth.  Life-Flo has gone to such remote places as the exotic terrain of New Zealand, and explored the depths of the waters of the Antarctic to find the most natural ingredients.

The Slippery Oil Division’s second game of the Lotion Challenge season should be a pure bread battle that may leave one of these teams looking for a natural way to heal their wounds.

Will the InstaNatural brand use it’s philosophy Only Safe Ingredients to hold off Life-Flo?

Or, will Life-Flo search far and wide to find the right ingredients and cutting edge technology to slide past InstaNatural in this challenge?

The Players

Here are the players (ingredients) for each team (product).

InstaNatural 100% Pure Argan

The InstaNatural 100% Pure Argan roster:

  • 100% Pure Certified Organic Argan Oil (Argania Spinosa)

InstaNatural doesn’t need a big bus to get this team to the game.

Life-Flo Pure Sunflower Oil

The Life-Flo Pure Sunflower Oil of talent:
  • Organic helianthus annuus (sunflower) seed oil (99.5%)
  • Tocopherol (vitamin E; antioxidant to preserve the freshness of the oil)

The Life-Flo team is twice the size of the InstaNatural team.  But, they mostly rely on one player just like InstaNatural.

Box Score

InstaNatural 100% Pure Argan
1st Quarter 15:00
Life-Flo Pure Sunflower Oil
InstaNatural wins the coin toss and will receive.
0 - 0
15:00 Life-Flo kicks off.
0 - 7
9:39 Life-Flo's Tocopherol leaps for a 2 yards catch. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point is GOOD.
7:36 InstaNatural's Argan leaps high for a 34 yards catch. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point is GOOD.
7 - 7

Drive By Drive Game Details

Here are the drive by drive details for this battle for the title of Best Oil For Sensitive Skin.  Enjoy as each player (ingredient) from each team takes a crack at scoring for this team (product).

InstaNatural 100% Pure Argan Wins the Coin Toss and Will Receive

InstaNatural 100% Pure Argan wins the coin toss and will receive the opening kickoff.

InstaNatural Opens with Argan

The InstaNatural 100% Pure Argan coach seems to have the easiest job. He only has to choose from one player. But, he also has to use the appropriate play for that player.

Argan has many, many talents. As the game goes forward, you will see each of these talents unfold as the coach chooses which one to attempt for each drive.


“Stretched” by Nicholas A. Tonelli (CC BY 2.0), via

To start the game, the InstaNatural coach sends in Argan with plays to prevent stretch marks.  These plays are designed to stretch the defense gently with the hopes of loosening them up for later in the game.  It’s a conservative play to start the game. It seems the coach is feeling out the opponent.

Argan opens the series with a short pass on an out route. The play stretches the defense horizontally, but only nets 5 yards.

After attempting to stretch the defense towards the sidelines, Argan comes back with a run over left end. But, the defensive end is still stretched outside and stuffs the play for no gain.

From the shotgun on 3rd down, the coach now wants to stretch the defense vertically. After looking off the safety to the right sidelines, Argan comes back to the left sidelines and throws deep. Argan protects his WR from stretching too far and underthrows the pass. It falls incomplete.

On 4th down, Argan kicks a booming punt that travels 48 yards in the air. But, the ball out runs the coverage and the Life-Flo returner gets up field for a nice 13 yard return.

Life-Flo’s Sunrise is with Tocopherol

With the defense providing great field position, the Life-Flo Pure Sunflower Oil coach opens the game with Tocopherol.

With only two players on the Life-Flo bench, the coach likes to send out each player with a talent that they think will keep the defense off guard.

beautiful torture (choking the breath out of the defense)

“beautiful torture” by emily mucha (CC BY-ND 2.0), via

Coach sends out Tocopherol with his antioxidant set of plays to try and squeeze the breath out of the InstaNatural defense.

Tocopherol opens with play action, freezing the defense with the threat of a run. Tocopherol, lined up at WR, pretends to block for a full second before breezing by the inside LB into the void in the middle of the field. The pass is completed for a gut punch 19 yards.

The coach comes back with a pounding run up the middle that is limited to only 1 yard as the defense swirls him to the ground.

After a failed attempt at play action, on third down, Tocopherol hopes to breath continued life into the drive with a quick slant route. After the catch Tocopherol is able to slice through the two LBs and dive forward for 12 yards and a 1st down.

Coming back quick with another failed run (tackled for a 4 yard loss), coach sends in a oxygen squelching screen pass to Tocopherol who dances in and out of tackles for 24 yards.

A quick slant on first down chokes the defense down to the 1 yard line. But, the defense bows up and walls off Tocopherol on the next two plays. One of which is a 1 yard loss.

Coach starts to send out the FG team, but sensing a high scoring game, coach trusts Tocopherol to make the play. On a crossing route, Tocopherol puts a stranglehold on a short pass while leaping up high for a 2 yard TOUCHDOWN! The extra point (oxygen is overrated) is GOOD!

InstNatural’s Argan Stays Young

Hoping to respond quickly to the Life-Flo touchdown, the InstaNatural 100% Pure Argan coach sends Argan in with an energetic youthful set of plays.

Diving, Leaping, Ocean, Jump Outdoors

Argan’s Youthful Leaping

Like we mentioned earlier, coach will be sending out plays for Argan. This series coach is tapping into Argan’s fountain of youth.

No one really knows how old Argan is. He’s the Julio Franco of the Lotion Challenge league. Argan’s anti-aging qualities are legendary. And, coach is hoping to take advantage of them right now before Life-Flo gets rolling.

With a nice mix of pass and run, Argan is leaping and cutting in and around Life-Flo receivers like they are standing still. With gains of 17, 3, and 25 yards, Argan shows youthful nimbleness.

After a modest 1 yard run up the middle, Argan loads up on adrenaline and out jumps all opponents for a 34 yard TOUCHDOWN catch! The extra point (reduced wrinkles) is GOOD!


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